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Snape kills Dumbledore.

Rosebud is a sled.

The Planet of the Apes is Earth, thousands of years in the future.

Tim Curry is Mr. Boddy.

Vader is Luke's father.

Soylent Green is made out of people.  Also, what is it with Charlton Heston and big plot twist movies?  He's like the actor equivalent of M. Night Shaymalamadingdong.

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze.

Phelps is the mole.

Johnny Depp is John Shooter.

Paul Bettany is a hallucination.  Russell Crowe was nuts the whole time.

The village is located in a modern state park.

Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

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